What did some of these people do before Starbucks? I know that I would see a few at the public library, but as soon as wireless internet and a warm place to park one’s caboose became standard, you cannot get into a Starbucks without some dick-hole trying to sell the next greatest thing to a group of sheeple. Today, I have witnessed a real estate mini seminar, a pyramid scheme, and I think someone trying to push Amway (Amway peeps always smile and act as if they have no concept of the word “No”).
“I’ll have a tall coffee and 4 venti ice-waters.” This is the common order I have been hearing this afternoon.
If the person who is giving you the offer of a lifetime cannot afford a real office, chances are the BMW he is driving is leased under his mama/girlfriend/ex-girlfriend/baby-mama’s name. If real estate is your ticket out, then why is she living in an apartment and wearing jewelry rummaged from a Sam Moon dumpster? Is that a Blackberry?? Oh come on! Even the kids in the trailer parks have iPhones.
Here come the Bible study guys.